Dr Jimmy’s Top Secret Food Chart

This list was created at the request of some of my patients and friends.  Please don’t pick it apart.  It’s neither an exhaustive nor a perfect list.  Depending on your goals (weight loss, longevity, performance) different foods have different values.  For example, if you’re trying to maximize athletic performance, quinoa, steel cut oats, and protein shakes might be a good choice but if you are trying to lose weight and aren’t terribly active, then these choices are probably less good.  So this chart is a ballpark estimate for us to deviate from and not hard and fast rules for everyone, all the time.

The blue column on the right contain foods that have been shown to be have positive health benefits and should be maximized.  I think of these as medicine, but insurance doesn’t cover it, but they probably should.  Consider any increase in grocery bills a co-pay.

Green foods are generally healthful and basically difficult to overdo.  Yellow foods may have beneficial qualities or are delicious with only minor downside, but these can be overdone.  Finally, red foods are those that we should reserve for special occasions.  I define this as occasions like Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Year’s, 4th of July, Shark Week, and The Superbowl.   If your diet allows for a “cheat day” then this would be a good time to eat these foods as well. Occasions that don’t qualify are things like co-worker’s birthdays, religious holidays (from religions other than your own), NBC’s Thursday night Must-See-TV, and Toyotathon.

Personally, I loosen up my food choices when I am at restaurants or at friend’s houses but rarely go completely off the rails.  For instance, I’ll get a side of fries with my steak and a Bloomin Onion at The Outback but won’t ever order the never-ending pasta bowl at the Olive Garden.   Also, if I never go to an Olive Garden again it will be too soon.  Also, Olives grow on trees and so even the name “Olive Garden” is based on bullshit, much like most of the menu.  The Outback Steakhouse on the other hand is a delightful dining experience and I hope one opens near me soon.

Above, you can see my basic food decision tree that helped guide my list below and most of my food decisions.

Finally, there are some substances we all should try to avoid all of the time, unless it’s an emergency situation or something. They are listed in black at the end of the “Red” list.   Anywho, here you go.  Enjoy.

RED (RARELY CONSUME) YELLOW (MODERATION) GREEN (NO RESTRICTIONS) SUPER-FOODS
SUGAR

WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR

WHITE FLOUR

SPORTS DRINKS

JUICES

COFFEE SWEETENERS

BEER (IN EXCESS)

WHITE WINE

DRIED FRUITS

BREAKFAST CEREAL

POP TARTS

PASTA

FLOUR TORTILLAS

WHITE POTATOES

DELICIOUS PROCESSED SNACKS LIKE CHEETOS

PRETZELS

CANDY

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

VEGETABLE OILS (OTHER THAN OLIVE AND GRAPESEED)

JAMS AND JELLIES

SWEETENED ALCOHOLIC DRINKS (MARGARITAS, MAITAI’S, RUM AND COKES, GIN AND TONICS ETC)

FAST FOOD

SWEETENED SALAD DRESSING

SPAM AND OTHER CANNED MEATS

BREAD

SWEETENED BBQ SAUCE

MICROWAVE POPCORN

 

 

XXX Never Consume XXX

SUGAR SWEETENED BEVERAGES LIKE SODA OR SWEET TEA

TRANS FATS

PROCESSED FOODS THAT ARE NOT DELICIOUS

CIGARETTES

METH

4 LOCO

MARGARINE

GAS STATION BONER PILLS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OATS (STEEL CUT)

GRAPES

PEACHES

CHERRIES

PLUMS

REGULAR YOGURT

RED WINE

VODKA

WHISKEY

TEQUILA

RUM

GIN

CORN TORTILLAS

PROTEIN POWDER

PROTEIN BARS

CHEESE

BACON

GRAIN FED BEEF

TUNA

KING MACKEREL

SEA BASS

CATFISH

TILAPIA

GROUPER

SWORDFISH

CORN

CORN TORTILLAS

REFRIED BEANS

BEAN/LENTIL AND OTHER GLUTEN FREE PASTA

JAR TOMATO SAUCE

WHITE RICE

BROWN RICE

QUINOA

POLENTA

DELI MEAT

BLUE CHEESE DRESSING

RANCH DRESSING

ITALIAN DRESSING

SALSA (JAR)

HOMEMADE POPCORN

DIET SODA

LOW FAT DAIRY

NON FAT DAIRY

PORK RINDS

APPLES

ORANGES

GRAPEFRUIT

WATERMELON

ARTIFICIAL SUGARS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CARROTS

BLACK TEA

SPARKLING WATER

SPAGHETTI SQUASH

BUTTERNUT SQUASH

ZUCCHINI

ONIONS

ALL BEANS

PEAS

TOMATOES

EGGPLANT

PEPPERS

LETTUCE

PARSNIPS

ALMOND FLOUR

HEAVY CREAM (ORGANIC)

ORGANIC TOFU

SALT + SPICES

ICED TEA UNSWEETENED

GRASS FED BEEF

SHRIMP

CRAB

SCALLOPS

ORGANIC PORK

SOUR CREAM FULL FAT

COTTAGE CHEESE FULL FAT

GREEK YOGURT FULL FAT

CREAM CHEESE FULL FAT

PICKLES

SALSA (HOMEMADE)

MUSTARD

MAYONNAISE

ALMOND BUTTER

PEANUT BUTTER (ORGANIC, WITH NO SUGAR ADDED)

GRASSFED BUTTER

CHICKEN, DUCK, TURKEY  (ORGANIC IS BEST)

HUMMUS

LENTILS

SPARKLING WATER

MONKFRUIT (SWEETENER)

DARK CHOCOLATE (HIGH COCOA)

RICE CAKES

VEGETABLE JUICE

MCT OIL/POWDER

SWEET POTATO

HERRING

MACKEREL (NOT KING)

TROUT

CHAR

MAHI MAHI

COD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MUSHROOMS

SPINACH

CABBAGE

KALE

BOK CHOY

SWISS CHARD

BROCCOLI

CAULIFLOWER

BRUSSELS SPROUTS

GARLIC

AVOCADOS

WILD SALMON

SARDINES

KOMBUCHA

SAUERKRAUT

KIM CHI

GREEN TEA

WHEAT-GRASS

GINGER

LEMON WATER

BERRIES

BEETS

GRASS FED BEEF BONE BROTH

EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL

COCONUT OIL

COFFEE UNSWEETENED

COCOA POWDER (UNSWEET)

APPLE CIDER VINEGAR (ORGANIC)

BROCOLLI SPROUTS

TUMERIC

COCONUT

SEAWEED

EGGS (ORGANIC)

CINNAMON

NUTS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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